Hey, that's my enigmatic biography! Sick, right?

The Hub. I write about stuff, and the stuff. God I love this website.

Fuck Abandonware, here are for real abandoned, and very importantly, unbearable games. Me and Jack made them playable even for the modern devices. I give this a Hell Yeah. Oh and other stuff, I guess.

The Mother Country

The Prodigy is kickass. Like all-the-way kickass. And this album? It's FUCK YEAH I WANT TO DEMOLISH SOMEBODY'S APARTMENT BECAUSE THEY ARE PIECES OF SHIT FUCK YOU ALL. A little sense of rebellion won't hurt.

I hate this fucking game. Period.